约 · Terms of the house
The small print, enlarged.
Six articles. Last revised in the Year of the Horse.
- 1.Nothing here is for sale. The prices are decorative.
- 2.We keep nothing you type. There is nowhere to put it.
- 3.Goods are supplied as pictures. The watermark is complimentary.
- 4.Refunds are paid in full. You paid nothing.
- 5.The proprietor accepts no liability. He retired in the seventh century.
- 6.Disputes are settled over tea, then forgotten.
Signed,